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HEY!HEY!HEY! April 9, 2∞7


Host 1: "Kanjani8~!!"
*Audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Kanjani8: "Thank you! Thank you!!"
Host 1: "Ah, I smell such a stinky Osaka's smell..."
Subaru: "it's not stinky"
Hina: "No, it's not" (laughs)
Host 1: "But hey, these guys' long-cherished desire has been fulfilled and appeared here since a long time ago"
Yoko, Hina, Subaru, and Yasu: "Thats right!!"
*Audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "We were saying we wanted to come here so many times!"
Host 1: "So you guys are here since one and half years ago"
Hina: "Ah, yea"
Host 2: "How many years has been already?"
Yoko: "Umm...well, around three years after the formation"
Host 1: "Three years?!"
Host 2: "Ohh, I didn't think that you guys would be over in three years..."
Yoko and Hina: (With those hand emotions) "Wait, wait, wait!!"
Hina: "We are from now on!!"
Host 1: "You two, stop doing those hand motion"
Hina: "Well we can't help it. This is our (Osaka's) things" (do the hand motions again)
Host 1: "Kanjani8 became a little busy with their work schedule than when they came before"
Hina: "Yea, we became hectic"
Yoko: "Thank you so much"
*Audience is cheering and K8 are saying 'thank you'*
Host 1: "What do you mean by 'busy with the work?' are you guys busy in Osaka?"
Yoko: "Wait, wait"
Yoko and Hina: "In Tokyo too"
Host 2: "Wait a second, let others talk, not just the two of you"
Yoko: "Sorry, okay"
Host 2: "Cause definitely you two will have a polyp in your throat"
*burst at laughing*

Host 1: "Oh, what's this? 'Every summer we have BBQ parties but last year we couldn't do it'"
Hina: "Yea, this, every year..."
Host 1: "DON'T TALK!!"
Host 1: (looks at the K8 members who sits on back) "What do you guys mean by 'Every summer we have BBQ parties'?"
Ohkura: "We do this every summer"
Host 1: "Where do you guys do it at?"
Ohkura: "Umm..."
Yoko: "Go for it"
Hina: "Say it"
Hina: "Explain it clearly!"
Host 1: "SHUT UP!!" (Smack Hina's head with the board)
Yoko: "Sorry!"
Host 1: "So where do you guys do it at?"
Ohkura: "Um at a lake or beach in Kansai"
Host 1: "Who does the sponsor?"
Ohkura: "Well, everybody does it"
Host 1: "Oh, so everybody just say let's do BBQ and..."
Yoko: "It is so much fun.."
Host 1: "SHUT UP!!" (Smack Yoko's head with the board)
Hina: (To Yoko) "Not right now, he was talking don't bother him"
Host 1: "But since you guys were hectic last year, you couldn't do that BBQ thing"
Yasu: "We already bought all the goods like meat and stuff"
Host 2: "Yea"
Host 1: "I see"
Yasu: "But we couldn't go"
Hina: "But all the goods at Yoko's house"
*Host 2 laughs really hard and Host 1 smack Yoko's head*
Yoko: "Everything is at my house"

Host 1: "What the heck is 'Yokoyama's society'?"
Host 2: "What is 'Yokoyama's society'?"
Yoko: "This um, I'm planning to form the 'Yokoyama's society'. Right now, there are many society at the entertainment world"
Hina: "Like something society or like the magazines"
Host 1: "Oh yea, yea"
Host 2: "Something like a group?"
Yoko: "Yes, and now we have some in Johnny's too"
Host 1: "Oh really!?"
Yoko: "And him, with Koichi-kun, Tacky and YamaP..."
*One girl from audience made a squeaky voice when Yoko said 'YamaP'*
(Look at Hina's expression lol)
*Host 2 points at that girl and laughing really hard*
Hina: "Why are you here today!!"
Yoko: "It's for us!"
*audience laughing really hard"
Hina: "Why don't you come when NewS is here!"
Yoko: "Why did you came today!!"
Hina: "Yea! Why!?"
Host 1: "You don't relate to these (K8)"
Hina: "You don't have interest to us don't you!!"
Host 2: "You really sounded like the squeaky duck's toy"
Host 1: "And so all of that members is in that one of society?"
Yoko and Hina: "Right!"
Yoko: "They even have the name of society"
Host 1: "Really!?"
Yoko: "Yes and he (Hina) belong to that society"
Host 1: "Eh!? You are?"
Hina: "I just happened to be, well after Tacky and I became well friends"
Host 1: "Oh"
Hina: "We go out to eat often, then one day there was MatsuJun from Arashi eating at the same place, so we just happened to join him and..."
Host 2: "But they are such cool guys..."
Host 1: "Yea seriously"
Hina: "Wait, wait, I am a cool guy too"
Host 1: "Everyone from there is popular"
Yoko: (laughs) "Don't say it too straight"
Host 2: "You (Hina) will be like 'Wowwww' to Tacky"
*Hina laughs extremely*
Host 2: "He won't say 'I am a cool guy'"
Yoko: "Anyway, so he (Hina) is from Osaka and just happen to be in society with all of those members"
Host 2: "Yea"
Host 1: "I see!"
Yoko: "It makes me a little upset"
Host 1: "Yea"
Yoko: "So I thought it will be faster if I make my own society"
Host 1: "Well what will you about the society's members?"
Hina: "Thats the point"
Yoko: "I'm planning to make Nino from Arashi join my society"
Hina: "Well because they worked together for the drama"
*Host 1 smack Yoko's head with the board*
Host 2: "Thats not right" (To Yoko)
Host 1: "Why do you talk as if you are the best!!?"
Yoko: "Yea so when I form my society, I'm planning to make him (points at Ohkura) join too"
Host 1: "Like I said, why do you say it as if you are the best?!"
Hina: "He's a little weird"
Yoko: "Is there a problem with that?"
Host 1: "Yea. And what? Make him join and what?"
Yoko: "Make him join and compete to them"
Host 1: "But you only have two persons"
Yoko: "And I didn't tell them yet but Nino from Arashi"
Yoko: "And Aiba...Well these two for now..."
Host 1: "Only two persons!" (Smack Yoko's head)
Host 2: "No, these society thing is not making them join, people will just come up to you and tell you wanted to join your society"
Yoko: "I don't know how would..."
Host 2: "Like they'll say 'Yokoyama-san, I respect you'"
Hina: "Hold on a second, you sweat way too much!!" (smack at Yoko's head)
Hina: "What's wrong with you!?" (laughs)
Yoko: "Well do you know how many times I got smacked?"

Host 1: "Go home already!!"
*'Eehhhhh~!!!?' from audience*
Hina: "Wait, wait. We are going on to the main subject right now"
Host 2: "We are really tired already"
Yoko: "Hamada-san (Host 1) we bought the great plan"
Host 1: "Yea they bought something. What is it? 'Kanjani8's unsolicited plan. Announce the happy news!!'"
*audience cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "Happy! How happy!!"
Host 1: "We don't really want to hear your happy news"
Hina: "Wait, wait, wait, In this one and a half year, we had this much of happy news"
Yoko: "I bet you guys will get interest"
Host 2: "I'm sorry for second"
Yoko: "Yes?"
Host 2: "Do you want to wipe off your sweat?"
Host 2: "You make me scared a little"
Hina: "Sorry"
Host 1: "So you guys are going to do this plan?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "This is really happy"
Hina: "It is happy"
Yoko: "Seriously"
Host 1: "Oh really?"
Hina: "Yes"
(Yoko gets the flip boards)
Host 1: "Oh you guys prepared huh"
Host 2: "Wow we prepare the flip boards just for you guys?"
Yoko: "Okay so can we go with the first one?"
Host 1: "Yes, go for it"
Yoko: "Okay the first one, 'We got the manager!'"
*audience is cheering and clapping their hands*
Hina: "This is really happy"
Maru: "We did it!"
Subaru: "Finally!"
Host 2: "You guys didn't have one before?"
Yoko: "Well we didn't have the exclusively one"
Host 1: "I see"
Host 2: "That is unbelievable"
Yoko: "We finally got the exclusively one on January of this year"
Host 2: "How many you've got?"
Yoko and Hina: "One"
Host 2: "One!!?"
Host 1: "With all of this members?"
Yoko: "Our manager is a little chubby and couldn't move"
Yoko: "But he prepare very well with the schedule"
Hina: "Yea, he does"
Yoko: "It became a little easy to do work"
Hina: "Yea"
Host 1: "How did you guys came here?"
Yoko: "Today we came with a car"
Hina: "Yes, a car"
Host 2: "Oh really?"
Host 1: "everyone?"
Yoko: "Yes, we came with the TakiTsuba's car"
Yasu: "We rented the car"
Host 1: "Ah, so you guys came with the someone else's exclusive uses car?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "It was such a nice car"
Hina: "But we'll have our exclusive uses car"
Yoko: "Thats right"
Host 1: "Serious?!"
Yoko: "Yes (Looking for the one flip board) it is amazing..."
Host 1: "They bought just for you guys and...what the heck are you doing!!" (Smack Yoko's head)
Host 2: "We can see it!"
Host 1: "You..."
Host 2: "You just showed to us most of them!!"
Yoko: "Sorry!" (Showed the one flip board)
Host 1: "'They'll be a Kanjani8's exclusive uses car!'"
Host 2: "I see"
Yoko: "This...when this will come again? Around May?"
Yasu: "April, beginning of April"
Hina: "Yea, it'll came during April"
Host 1: "What kind of car will be?"
Yoko: "Eh, it'll be a huge car"
Host 2: "Are you like what, the king of stupid?!!"
Hina: "It will be the car that can all the members seats"
Host 1: "Oh so like the SUV?"
Hina: "Yes, it is SUV"
*Host 2 laughs*
Yoko: "This car, we can't lay back the seats. You have to be like this (he demonstrate) all the time..."
Hina: "The one that you lay the back things won't move"
Host 2: "Of course it will!"
Yoko and Hina: "No it won't!!"
Host 2: "You guys' car is like LEGO or something!!?"
*laughs* (I love how Ohkura laughs XD)
Hina: "Well we only had certain of money"
Host 2: "It will move, what are you talking about?"
Hina: "No seriously, it won't move! We only had a choice to chose a color"
Host 1: "Oh they let you chose the color?"
Host 2: "Really"
Hina: "They had white, black and blue"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "Well we chose it the blue one"
Yoko: "Lease, it's lease" (He said it proudly for some reason, don't know why lol)
Host 1: "Wait, wait..." (laughs)
Host 2: "Oh well"
Yoko: "Yes"
Host 2: "You guys are lease talents so"
Host 1: "Can we go home now?"
Hina: "Not yet"
(Yoko looking thorough the boards again)
Hina: "I can see everything!" (smacked Yoko's head)
Host 2: "You showing to us everything!!"

Yoko: "We'll do the tour at all of 47 administrative divisions of Japan!"
*huge applause*
Hina: "This is really a good news"
Host 1: "Are you serious??" (about the tour)
Hina: "Yes we are"
Host 1: "Wow"
Yoko: "I heard that it's first time from Johnny's (of doing this kind of tour)"
Host 2: "Eh!?"
*huge applause again*
Host1: "Well thats because you guys were the most leisure"
Hina: "That can't be said" (laughs)
Yoko: "Don't say that" (laughs)
Host 2: "But wow how amazing. The capacity is like what, for 50 persons?"
*laughs and K8 members saying 'how small!'*
Hina: "No! for Tokyo, we'll do at Tokyo dome too"
Yoko: "Yea"
Host 1: "Yea, right"
Hina: "Seriously!"
Host 2: "Wait a second! Is Tokyo dome that small right now?"
Maru: "Oh you go that way!?" (laughs)
Hina: "No, it's big as usual" (laughs)
Yasu: (To host 2) "Why do you say that!" (laughs)
Hina: "It's really huge"
Host 1: "At 47 stages, 111 performs and...65 thousands of general mobilization orders!?"
Hina: "Yes"
Yoko: "This is serious"
Host 1: "65 thousands of people are going to come!!?"
Hina: "Yes!"
Host 2: "But we still don't know how many tickets already sold!!"
Hina: "Why are you being so deny?"
Host 2: "Do you guys know? Yoshimoto will do a major event"
Hina: "Yes"
Host 2: "It's amazing, where are we doing at again? Makuhari messe?"
Hina: "Yes"
*audience nodding*
Host 2: "The tickets are now selling but do you know how many tickets sold in first day?"
Yoko: "How many?"
Host 2: "Only two"
*K8 are burst at laughing*
Hina: "Lie! That is such a lie!!"
Yasu: "That's impossible!"
Host 2: "I'm serious!!!"
Hina: "But maybe because you guys didn't say who will be performing"
Host 1:"We did"
Host 2: "We said it pretty much who will be on"
Host 1: "Well, are you guys done?"
Hina: "No, we still hove some"

Yoko: "Here you go! 'It's a rush marriage!'"
Host 2: "Oh"
*audience goes 'Ehh~!?'*
Host 1: "What do you mean?"
Hina: "Well this is from Nishikido"
Ryo: "Um, April from last year, my younger sister married"
Host 1: "Oh, your sister!?"
*audience calmed and say 'congratulation'*
Ryo: "Yes"
Host 2: "How old is your sister?"
Ryo: "My younger sister is 20 years old"
*audience goes 'Eh~!?!'*
Host 2: "How young"
Ryo: "And my older brother will get married on April 15th this year"
*clapping their hands*
Host 2: "Wow"
Ryo: "If it's alright with you, would you mind congratulating them?"
Host 2: "Yea we should...of course not you idiot!!"
Host 1: "So you are the only one still not getting married?"
Ryo: "Yes"
Host 1: "I see"
Ryo: "Everyone can do it"
Host 1: "Oh really!?" (with sarcasm)
Hina: "He meant the girlfriend and boyfriend"
Ryo: "Yes, yes"
Host 1: "You need to say that too"
Ryo: "Yea, they can be boyfriend and girlfriend really fast"
Host 1: "I see"
Host 2: "Well yea, I guess that is a rush of marriage"
Host 1: "So you'll attend their wedding ceremony right?"
Ryo: "Yes, if I can go I will"
Host 1: "What do you mean by 'if I can'?"
Hina: "He might have work on that day..."
Host 1: "You guys don't have any work!!"
Ryo: "I sure do!"
Yoko: "He got mad for the most from today!!"

Yoko: "Can we go for the last one?"
Host 1: "Oh you have the last one?"
Yoko: "Yes, it's 'Shopping at luxury brands'"
*Host 1 laughs*
*audience applause*
Yoko: "This is amazing"
Hina: "This is me"
Host 1: "Oh"
Yoko: "Go for it! Tell them for your sake!!"
Host 1: "What did you buy?"
Hina: "When I went to a foreign country for the tv shooting"
Host 1: "Oh to foreign country"
Hina: "I went with High heel Momoko-san"
Host 1: "Ew"
*Host 2 laughs*
Hina: "And Nishikiwa Helen-san"
*Host 1 and 2 gasped*
*laughing really hard*
Yoko: "Wait for a second" (laughs)
Hina: "Don't act like that" (laughs)
Host 2: "You..."
Host 1: "What kind of member is that!?"
Host 2: "Ridiculous members! Are you like a Tarzin!?"
(Tarzin is the person who has a nickname 'King of TV shooting' and he's a comedian from Kansai. Only Kansai people would understand this joke lol)
*laughs and K8 laughing really hard*
Hina: "I'm doing this one program from Kansai with them"
Host 1: "Oh I see"
Hina: "Yes and well, we went to a foreign country"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "Well that time Momoko-san went back to Japan first"
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "And only I went with Helen-san the last and in the same airline"
*Host 1 laughs*
Host 2: "Only you and Helen-san!?"
Hina: "Yes, only us!!"
Yoko: "With Miss Helen-san, yea?"
Hina: "Yea Miss Helen"
Hina: "We just happened to be sitting next to each other."
Host 1 and 2: "Yea"
Hina: "And during the flight, she said to me, 'After I drink the champagne, I'll take a nap'"
Host 2: "Yea"
Hina: "I said 'that's fine' and there is a table on the back of the seats to put foods and stuff, she put her champagne on there and slept with her blanket on her" (he demonstrate)
Host 1: "Yea"
Hina: "I thought this champagne might fall so I was gonna move the champagne and put back the table also. But I spilled the champagne on her" (he still demonstrating)
Host 2: "Thats the worst possible things"
*audience goes "Ahhhh...."*
Hina: "Yea, the blanket was all wet and Helen-san woke up but she told me 'It's alright Murakami-san'"
Host 1 and 2: "Yea"
Hina: "She told me that but I said 'I'll pay for the damage'. But when I saw the tag, it was the one from a very expensive brand"
Yoko: "Well yea, it's Helen-san"
Hina: "But then, White Day was coming soon so I went to that brand's store for the first time in my life. I was wondering how much that blanket is so I look for it and it says six hundred thousand yen!!"
Host 1: "Serious!!?"
Hina: "I seriously splurged on it and did my best as much as I could..."
Host 1: "What, did you shop lift?"
Hina: "Of course not!!"
Hina: "I paid!"
Host 1: "You run didn't you!?"
Hina: (laughs) "I sweat by running too...not!!"
Host 2: (surprised) "He got onto it!!"
(This is a one way of joke from Kansai)
Yoko: (be excited) "Good job! Congratulation!!"
(He acts so alike Kansai's comedian lol)
Host 2: "But wow...six hundred thousand yen...for just a blanket!?"
Hina: "Yes. But seriously I bought one from their brand. I bought the key holder that cost a hundred yen but still, it's a hundred yen!!"
*audience amused*
Host 2: "You didn't buy the blanket?"
Hina: "Of course not!"
Host 1: "You chose the key holder?"
Hina: "Yes I chose the key holder"
Host 2: "But yea you should do that for at least I mean, if her husband comes out..."
(Her husband is the house of councilor who used to be an comedian)
Host 1: "Thats right"
Host 2: "He'll go 'You should take care little by little'!!"
(It's a one joke from him)
*burst at laughing*
Yoko: "Well by telling you guys all of this happy news but the most happy news is that we see Down Town-san (the hosts group name) today"
Hina: "Yup"
*Hosts dry laughs*
Host 2: "Who told you to say such things like traditional comic storytelling will say"

Download and see this clip at HERE!
credit and thanks tostepbackwardsfor the link.
and thanks to my Mom for checking up my grammer/spelling as always :]!!
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